Tom
(Tombo Bombo)

Hi
Hello
Hi 'mam
moo
Five minutes later...
Silence is golden! (Golden)
Don't be a smartass.
What do you want me to be, a dumbass?
No wait, you're just an ass.

Kerrin
(Mrs. Bojiggles)

seatbelt!
the moose?
2 comes before 3
even the pill bottle...
I don't want to to get up and jiggle the handle.
In order for that to be bad,
I wouldn't have to get up.

Scott
(Scotthew)

God is good- Kill 'em all!
All the time- Metallica!
They were my Cheetos!
How's the finger flip comin?
I can't believe you forgot!!

Christi
(Away Girl)

Storage unit!!
I was an uncle the day I was born

Tim
(Tammy Spamani)

Hi.
Timmay!
Gobbles!

Others
The beeping spidres! -The Puppy
How's that shirt workin for ya? -Bob
Heh, in my pants -The Lunch Table
Are you aware that I don't have any money? -Andrew
Meganelius (the mouse) and the Singing Bunnies -Meganelius
Just because I'm a stoner doesn't mean I have common sense. -Bon Bon

Well, that's abou tit. If I left anyone out or missed a joke, just let me know, and I'll see to it