Home
Lunch of the Round
Lunch Table

A Typical Lunch-time Conversation
(Thanks to the Gothic Cheerleader for drawing the pics)

BIG NAPKIN:                        [With French accent]  Look at all the stupid Freshmen.
BLIND HORSE:                    Speaking of Italian girls, blah blah blah.....
WOOKIE:                              SHADDAHP!!! [Pokes HANDBOOK OF DOOM]
HANDBOOK OF DOOM:     Blaah! [Laughs]
CHEESY SIMBA:               
   Not only is that wrong, but it is also non-Christian-like.
NUCLEAR DILDO:               [Walking by]  Gothic Cheerleader's gay!
GOTHIC CHEERLEADER:  [To Cheesy Simba] I know!
NAKED OLIVE FORK:         Ha, you said you're gay!
DANCING HAIR:                  Pound to that!
FLASHING ZINGER:            I roll a D-250 and kill you all, heh.
TRASHCAN HOBBIT:          Wabble wibble wabble. [Laughs]
                                                BLACKOUT
JEWISH TACO:                     Everyone be quiet, I'm busy objectifying women!

 

(click on a picture to see the full view)


Big Napkin

 

N/A
Blind Horse

 

N/A
Wookie

 


Handbook of Doom

 


Cheesy Simba

 


Nuclear Dildo

 


Gothic Cheerleader

 


Naked Olive Fork

 


Dancing Hair

 


Trashcan Hobbit

 

 

    top